So my friend asked me to do Speed dating and I initially said no because A) I think the people that would do it are probably semi-crazy, and B) I don’t want a boyfriend at this juncture….and certainly not one I’d meet at speed-dating. Well, I started thinking about what a fantastic blog it would make and decided to go ahead and do it. Blog to come….stay tuned.
On another note, I feel that www.fmylife.com is truly proof that Jesus loves us. This website makes me feel just a little bit better about my life every day.
While you were probably watching the Presidential Address like a loyal American, I was watching “The Real Housewives of New York”. God, I love this show. There is this couple, Alex and Simon, who are truly “special”…and I mean that in a penny eating short bus window licking kind of way. Simon is open about his passionate love affair for shopping (he admittedly goes shopping most days of the week), theatre, all things pink, banana hammock swim suits, sour apple martini’s, and going to the Opera. ummmm……I wonder if Alex finds it awkward when he wants to take her from behind and call her Tom.
Anywho, So they are out to convince the world that they are not the pretentious name-dropping wanna-be socialites that they, in fact, are. Last night Alex says, “No….we are not pretentious, we are very laid back…Francois! Francois! Come here to mummy and recite that in French and Latin” Francois is 2.
Alright, I must go…I am very busy. And by busy I mean I’m watching E True Hollywood Story.
I will leave you with one of my FML favorites (website mentioned above);
Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted “I want to f** your pussy” to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said “I want to f** your puppy.” FML
