Comments on: D list http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/ A Smart-Ass Guide to Love, Life, and Reality Television Tue, 19 May 2009 03:07:26 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Darnell http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-56 Darnell Sun, 10 May 2009 19:27:32 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-56 Yo Kimmy Love, I kickin it today but I wanted to give a shout to all my baby momas, even the pale ass white ones like yoself. I knew I shoulda wrapped dat shit but yo it just dat shit under da bridge (or some shit). I hope Dayshawn (yo first baby daddy) and Keyshawn (yo second baby daddy) show dey faces up in here to wish dey cracka ass baby momma (dat you) a happy baby momma day. I said what I gotta say. Now peace beyotch. Yo Kimmy Love,

I kickin it today but I wanted to give a shout to all my baby momas, even the pale ass white ones like yoself. I knew I shoulda wrapped dat shit but yo it just dat shit under da bridge (or some shit). I hope Dayshawn (yo first baby daddy) and Keyshawn (yo second baby daddy) show dey faces up in here to wish dey cracka ass baby momma (dat you) a happy baby momma day. I said what I gotta say. Now peace beyotch.

]]> By: Oops I sharted http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-53 Oops I sharted Wed, 06 May 2009 22:41:07 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-53 This past weekend I went to a wonderful party in Manhattan. It was an afterparty for a great new artist. I was in the bathroom taking a piss and my friend sent me a really funny text. It was so funny that I actually sharted myself while I was taking a piss. Not to cramp my style, I pulled a monogrammed bath towel off the rod and wiped my ass with it. I ate Chipotle the night before so I felt kind of bad about the chunks of corn and peppers that I left behind. I went back to the party and enjoyed myself but I almost sharted again when I laughed so hard about the host taking a shower the next morning and covering herself in my Chipotle poo. This past weekend I went to a wonderful party in Manhattan. It was an afterparty for a great new artist. I was in the bathroom taking a piss and my friend sent me a really funny text. It was so funny that I actually sharted myself while I was taking a piss. Not to cramp my style, I pulled a monogrammed bath towel off the rod and wiped my ass with it. I ate Chipotle the night before so I felt kind of bad about the chunks of corn and peppers that I left behind. I went back to the party and enjoyed myself but I almost sharted again when I laughed so hard about the host taking a shower the next morning and covering herself in my Chipotle poo.

]]> By: Blake http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-52 Blake Wed, 06 May 2009 22:20:12 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-52 Oh Kimmy, too funny. I'm sure that you can take some solace in the fact that your D-List status puts a smile on so many faces. Right? Oh Kimmy, too funny. I’m sure that you can take some solace in the fact that your D-List status puts a smile on so many faces. Right?

]]> By: Jill http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-51 Jill Wed, 06 May 2009 15:58:49 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-51 I also loved me some Dave Cioe back in the day. I also slid down that entire staircase at Thomas on my ass while trying to do that thing where you go down the stairs really fast to be cool. Also, in reference to the brazilian, the chick at Bliss told me to "Flip over so she could do my 'bunny tail.'" I shit you not. I also loved me some Dave Cioe back in the day. I also slid down that entire staircase at Thomas on my ass while trying to do that thing where you go down the stairs really fast to be cool.
Also, in reference to the brazilian, the chick at Bliss told me to “Flip over so she could do my ‘bunny tail.’”
I shit you not.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-49 Kevin Tue, 05 May 2009 20:47:12 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-49 Normally I don't like spoilers, but next time can you please put at the start of your blog "WARNING - will talk about my vagina" so your brother can make an informed decision? Normally I don’t like spoilers, but next time can you please put at the start of your blog “WARNING – will talk about my vagina” so your brother can make an informed decision?

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