Comments for Kimmy in the City http://www.kimbrownell.com A Smart-Ass Guide to Love, Life, and Reality Television Tue, 19 May 2009 03:07:26 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 Comment on Delusion is the new pink by Maxthwell http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/10/delusion-is-the-new-pink/comment-page-1/#comment-61 Maxthwell Tue, 19 May 2009 03:07:26 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=459#comment-61 Yeth, deluthion ith the new pink. The only thing I can't figure out ith why getting my ath hole ripped apart makeths me lithp. Muthical theater rockths... Toodles! Yeth, deluthion ith the new pink. The only thing I can’t figure out ith why getting my ath hole ripped apart makeths me lithp. Muthical theater rockths… Toodles!

]]> Comment on D list by Darnell http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-56 Darnell Sun, 10 May 2009 19:27:32 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-56 Yo Kimmy Love, I kickin it today but I wanted to give a shout to all my baby momas, even the pale ass white ones like yoself. I knew I shoulda wrapped dat shit but yo it just dat shit under da bridge (or some shit). I hope Dayshawn (yo first baby daddy) and Keyshawn (yo second baby daddy) show dey faces up in here to wish dey cracka ass baby momma (dat you) a happy baby momma day. I said what I gotta say. Now peace beyotch. Yo Kimmy Love,

I kickin it today but I wanted to give a shout to all my baby momas, even the pale ass white ones like yoself. I knew I shoulda wrapped dat shit but yo it just dat shit under da bridge (or some shit). I hope Dayshawn (yo first baby daddy) and Keyshawn (yo second baby daddy) show dey faces up in here to wish dey cracka ass baby momma (dat you) a happy baby momma day. I said what I gotta say. Now peace beyotch.

]]> Comment on Fmylife.com=happiness by lisa http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/03/09/fmylifecomhappiness/comment-page-1/#comment-55 lisa Sun, 10 May 2009 00:33:44 +0000 http://kimbrownell.com/?p=14#comment-55 FML is funny, but I have some issues with them. The admins, and possibly the owner is attacking a similar site <a href="http://www.fwhyme.com" rel="nofollow">FWM</a>calling the owners of FWM "stupid", and "big babies" (I know, they could of done much better than that, they're immature), and accusing them of ripping off FML. FML has no right to make any accusations. If you look at Jinxed.org, FML ripped them off, and they can't say Jinxed copied them because Jinxed was created way before their french domain, and FML was even registered. So why can't <a href="http://www.fwhyme.com" rel="nofollow">Fwhyme.com</a> pull a move on them like what they did to Jinxed? They are afraid because up until they learned of fwhyme.com they didn't have any competition. FML is funny, but I have some issues with them. The admins, and possibly the owner is attacking a similar site FWMcalling the owners of FWM “stupid”, and “big babies” (I know, they could of done much better than that, they’re immature), and accusing them of ripping off FML.

FML has no right to make any accusations. If you look at Jinxed.org, FML ripped them off, and they can’t say Jinxed copied them because Jinxed was created way before their french domain, and FML was even registered.

So why can’t Fwhyme.com pull a move on them like what they did to Jinxed?

They are afraid because up until they learned of fwhyme.com they didn’t have any competition.

]]> Comment on D list by Oops I sharted http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-53 Oops I sharted Wed, 06 May 2009 22:41:07 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-53 This past weekend I went to a wonderful party in Manhattan. It was an afterparty for a great new artist. I was in the bathroom taking a piss and my friend sent me a really funny text. It was so funny that I actually sharted myself while I was taking a piss. Not to cramp my style, I pulled a monogrammed bath towel off the rod and wiped my ass with it. I ate Chipotle the night before so I felt kind of bad about the chunks of corn and peppers that I left behind. I went back to the party and enjoyed myself but I almost sharted again when I laughed so hard about the host taking a shower the next morning and covering herself in my Chipotle poo. This past weekend I went to a wonderful party in Manhattan. It was an afterparty for a great new artist. I was in the bathroom taking a piss and my friend sent me a really funny text. It was so funny that I actually sharted myself while I was taking a piss. Not to cramp my style, I pulled a monogrammed bath towel off the rod and wiped my ass with it. I ate Chipotle the night before so I felt kind of bad about the chunks of corn and peppers that I left behind. I went back to the party and enjoyed myself but I almost sharted again when I laughed so hard about the host taking a shower the next morning and covering herself in my Chipotle poo.

]]> Comment on D list by Blake http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-52 Blake Wed, 06 May 2009 22:20:12 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-52 Oh Kimmy, too funny. I'm sure that you can take some solace in the fact that your D-List status puts a smile on so many faces. Right? Oh Kimmy, too funny. I’m sure that you can take some solace in the fact that your D-List status puts a smile on so many faces. Right?

]]> Comment on D list by Jill http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-51 Jill Wed, 06 May 2009 15:58:49 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-51 I also loved me some Dave Cioe back in the day. I also slid down that entire staircase at Thomas on my ass while trying to do that thing where you go down the stairs really fast to be cool. Also, in reference to the brazilian, the chick at Bliss told me to "Flip over so she could do my 'bunny tail.'" I shit you not. I also loved me some Dave Cioe back in the day. I also slid down that entire staircase at Thomas on my ass while trying to do that thing where you go down the stairs really fast to be cool.
Also, in reference to the brazilian, the chick at Bliss told me to “Flip over so she could do my ‘bunny tail.’”
I shit you not.

]]> Comment on D list by Kevin http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/05/04/d-list/comment-page-1/#comment-49 Kevin Tue, 05 May 2009 20:47:12 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=409#comment-49 Normally I don't like spoilers, but next time can you please put at the start of your blog "WARNING - will talk about my vagina" so your brother can make an informed decision? Normally I don’t like spoilers, but next time can you please put at the start of your blog “WARNING – will talk about my vagina” so your brother can make an informed decision?

]]> Comment on Career Shameer……Can’t I just get a sugar daddy? by Keisha http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/04/21/my-new-career/comment-page-1/#comment-41 Keisha Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:37:33 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=378#comment-41 You should be a ball washer. You should be a ball washer.

]]> Comment on Career Shameer……Can’t I just get a sugar daddy? by Kimmy http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/04/21/my-new-career/comment-page-1/#comment-40 Kimmy Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:24:39 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=378#comment-40 Thanks so much Laurie! I was having such a horrible day today and that was like a little ray of sunshine :-) Thanks so much Laurie! I was having such a horrible day today and that was like a little ray of sunshine :-)

]]> Comment on Career Shameer……Can’t I just get a sugar daddy? by Laurie http://www.kimbrownell.com/2009/04/21/my-new-career/comment-page-1/#comment-39 Laurie Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:03:09 +0000 http://www.kimbrownell.com/?p=378#comment-39 You don't know me,,but I got the link to your blogs from Kritzer's facebook. You are such a talented writer. I check every day for something new. So funny with fabulous perspective. I would certainly buy a newspaper, magazine or book with your writing in it! You don’t know me,,but I got the link to your blogs from Kritzer’s facebook. You are such a talented writer. I check every day for something new. So funny with fabulous perspective. I would certainly buy a newspaper, magazine or book with your writing in it!

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